Top Excel Disasters in Business History
Roll up, roll up! Prepare to witness the greatest circus show in the corporate world – a spectacular display of financial acrobatics and spreadsheet sorcery! In one ring, marvel at the death-defying feats of Excel disasters that have shaken some of the world’s largest organisations to their very core. In the other, gasp at the astounding regulatory evasions where billion-dollar fines vanish like a fart in a hurricane.
Here at EXCEL NEXUS, based in Manchester, United Kingdom, we’ve gathered some of the most jaw-dropping Excel blunders that have left companies reeling, their reputations as mangled as a contortionist after a rough performance. But wait, there’s more! Witness “The Big Bank Theory”: When ‘Too Big to Let Fail’ actually translates to ‘Too Slippery to Nail’.
Watch in amazement as financial behemoths perform incredible balance sheet acrobatics, while small business owners are turned into financial punchbags for having the audacity to round up their business mileage to the nearest mile!
From misplaced decimals to catastrophic formula errors, from vanishing fines to miraculous regulatory escapes, these cautionary tales serve as a stark reminder of the need for meticulous data management and the benefits of outsourcing to our UK based team.
So step right up, folks! Whether you’re here to learn from the Excel errors of others or to peek behind the curtain of so called “corporate accountability”, we promise a show that will leave you educated, perhaps mildly amused but very much wary of that next spreadsheet…
Bank of America’s Billion Dollar Blunder (2014)
Company: Bank of America
The Disaster: When your spreadsheet error is big enough to bail out a small country!
This “spreadsheet mapping error” (actual excuse), stemmed from Bank of America’s acquisition of Merrill Lynch during the 2008 worldwide financial crisis.
Merrill Lynch had a large portfolio of structured notes and other debt securities, were facing severe financial difficulties, primarily from mortgage-backed securities and other risky investments during the 2008 financial crisis.
Merrill Lynch reported losses of $45.5 billion in 2008, compared to $7.8 billion in 2007, a near 600% increase! The mistake was in the valuation of these structured notes by an employee who incorrectly calculated the losses on these securities using faulty methodology in a spreadsheet.
The miscalculation resulted in an overstatement of Bank of America’s regulatory capital by $4 billion. The error was eventually discovered internally by Bank of America in April 2014, it had gone unnoticed since the acquisition of Merrill Lynch in 2009, nearly 5 years later…
Cost of the Disaster: This incident was particularly notable because Bank of America was one of the largest U.S. banks and like every other bank in America, had already been under severe regulatory scrutiny following the global financial crisis.
It gets worse, ………a lot worse, it emerged that Merrill Lynch had accelerated bonus payments to executives “coincidentally” just before the acquisition, which became a point of controversy to say the least.
In 2009, the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) charged Bank of America with misleading investors about bonus payments to Merrill Lynch executives during the acquisition of the firm. The SEC alleged that Bank of America failed to disclose that Merrill Lynch had already been authorised to pay up to $5.8 billion in discretionary bonuses to executives for 2008.
Now, picture this: A business resembling the Titanic – you know, the famously unsinkable ship that, well, sank – decides it’s the perfect time to hand out $5.8 billion in discretionary bonuses to executives.
Hold onto your hat’s folks, because it gets better – or worse, depending on whether you’re a Merrill Lynch executive or, you know, a taxpayer.
These bonuses weren’t just handed out while the metaphorical building was on fire. Oh no, they were distributed a mere three days before the acquisition, “Three days!!!”
Bank of America received a cool $45 billion in bailout funds from the taxpayer, with $20 billion earmarked specifically for this Merrill Lynch acquisition.
So, to recap: Taxpayers unknowingly funded an acquisition of a failing company that had just rewarded its executives with billions in bonuses for their stellar performance in nearly bankrupting the company?
When the SEC finally decided to ask, ‘Hey, isn’t that a bit like handing out ‘Employee of the Month’ awards while the buildings on fire?
The result of this little oversight? A $33 million fine from the SEC. That’s right, folks – $33 million for hiding $5.8 billion in bonuses, peanuts!!!
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call being ‘too big to let fail‘ and apparently, too big to face any meaningful consequences.
Bank of America’s CEO Brian Moynihan described the “spreadsheet mapping error” at the time as a “disappointing error”.
Bank of America’s stock price fell by about 6% following the announcement, proving that Wall Street doesn’t appreciate ‘creative accounting’. The bank had to suspend a planned increase in its quarterly dividend and cancel a $4 billion stock buyback program.
Pro Tip: This disaster led to increased scrutiny of the bank’s internal controls and risk management, proving that sometimes, it pays to double-check your maths… or hire someone who can!
The Norwegian Sovereign Wealth Fund’s $92 Million Excel Error: When a Typo Costs More Than a Fjord
Company: Norwegian Sovereign Wealth Fund (also known as the Government Pension Fund Global)
The Disaster: Norway’s $1.5 trillion sovereign wealth fund (the world’s largest) managed to lose $92 million faster than you can say “Finansministerkandidatnomineringer.”
How, you ask? With the help of that most treacherous of modern-day villains: the Excel spreadsheet.
In November 2022, an employee at Norges Bank Investment Management (NBIM), which manages the fund, made a date entry error that would go down in financial infamy. An incorrect date entered into an Excel spreadsheet led to a miscalculation in the fund’s mandated benchmark.
It’s like setting your alarm for PM instead of AM, but instead of being late for work, you lose $92 million…
The error occurred when rebalancing the fund’s equity benchmark. A date was incorrectly set to September 28 instead of September 30. This tiny two-day difference caused the fund to buy and sell stocks based on incorrect information, leading to a loss of approximately NOK 980 million (around $92 million at the time).
NOK 980 million evaporated quicker than a Norwegian’s enthusiasm for small talk with strangers during their annual herring convention…
Just imagine being the person who has to explain to the entire country of Norway how you mistyped a date! The error made headlines worldwide, proving that even the most boring of financial institutions can have their 15 minutes of fame (or infamy).
Cost of the Disaster: The misstep not only led to a direct financial loss but also raised questions about data management practices in even the most rigorously managed financial institutions. The incident highlighted the critical importance of accuracy in data entry and the potential high costs of even minor errors.
This blunder became a cautionary tale in sovereign wealth fund circles (yes, that’s a thing) and contributed to increased scrutiny of data entry processes in large financial institutions.
It also gave me personally, a brief moment to feel better about my own spreadsheet mistakes. “Sure, I messed up the office Christmas party budget (2012, 2016-2019, 2022), but at least I didn’t lose $92 million!”
Pro Tip: Consider using Excel’s ‘Data Validation’ feature to restrict entries to a specific date range and don’t accidentally plunge the financial markets into chaos.
It’s cheaper than explaining to 5 million Norwegians why their pensions just took a Viking funeral…
Standard Chartered’s £46.55 Million Regulatory Reporting Fiasco
Company: Standard Chartered Bank (SCB)
The Disaster: Standard Chartered Bank was fined £46.55 million by the Prudential Regulation Authority (PRA), the Bank of England’s watchdog, for serious shortcomings in its regulatory reporting governance and more importantly “failing to be open and cooperative” (make a mental note of this quotation, will come in handy later).
Between March 2018 and May 2019, Standard Chartered Bank made multiple errors in reporting its USD liquidity metrics, which were critical for monitoring due to a temporary liquidity expectation imposed by the PRA.
In a rare insight into the PRA’s dealings with banks, the regulator said one error arose because a cell in a spreadsheet used for liquidity reporting had a positive value when a zero or negative value was expected. “We expect firms to notify us promptly of any material issues with their regulatory reporting, which Standard Chartered failed to do in this case,” PRA chief executive Sam Woods said.
The PRA said Standard Chartered’s co-operation in its probe meant the fine was reduced by 30% from £66.5 million.
Standard Chartered essentially said, ‘We’re very sorry for not being open and cooperative earlier. To show how open and cooperative we are now, we’ll cooperate with your investigation into our lack of cooperation.’
And the PRA responded, ‘Well, since you’re being so cooperative about your non-cooperation, here’s a £19.95 million discount.’
Whether you’re dealing with the FCA in the UK or the SEC in the USA, it’s a case of not what you know…. but who you know, you know?
Cost of the Disaster: The bank’s failure to accurately report crucial liquidity data resulted in the highest ever fine imposed by the PRA in a PRA-only enforcement case. The errors meant the regulator did not have a reliable overview of SCB’s USD liquidity position during a time of heightened risk, undermining the regulator’s ability to oversee the banking system effectively.
Pro Tip: Use Data Validation to restrict input types (e.g., only negatives or zeros in specific cases). Better yet, avail of our data entry services.
Because sometimes, the cheapest way to save £46.55 million is to hire someone who knows the difference between a plus and a minus…
Barclays’ Lehman Brothers Acquisition Spreadsheet Error (2008)
Company: Barclays Bank
The Disaster: In the chaotic world of 2008, when the financial markets were crashing to Earth faster than a human cannonball without a safety net, Barclays decided to play a high-stakes game of “Hey Guys, Let’s Buy a Bankrupt Bank!!!”
Their target? The rigor mortis-stricken corpse of Lehman Brothers, which had just filed for bankruptcy on September 15, 2008, sending shockwaves through the financial world and causing vampires bankers everywhere to spill their morning lattes.
But in their rush to marry the corpse bride, Barclays’ team made a blunder that would make even the most junior Excel user facepalm so hard they’d need dental work.
Due to a spreadsheet error where cells were hidden rather than deleted, Barclays accidentally said “I do” to 179 contracts they never meant to put a ring on…
The Excel spreadsheet, likely created by someone who thought “hide” was a good alternative to “delete” (spoiler alert: it’s not).
The spreadsheet had hidden columns and rows containing these 179 unwanted trading contracts.
Then, you’re going to love this, the spreadsheet was converted to a PDF file, because nothing says “thorough due diligence” quite like turning a potentially catastrophic spreadsheet into an uneditable document, right?
Cost of the Disaster: The mishandling of the spreadsheet led Barclays to take on unwanted contracts, thereby inheriting substantial risks and liabilities. This not only increased Barclays’ operational complexity but also imposed financial strains at a time when the global financial system was already under severe stress.
Barclays’ operational complexity increased faster than you can say “subprime mortgage crisis”. The exact cost is harder to pin down than a greased pig, but consider this:
- Potential billions in unwanted liabilities
- Countless hours spent by executives explaining to their board why they now own part of a financial Titanic
In the end, Barclays learned the hard way that in the world of high finance, “out of sight, out of mind” is a terrible spreadsheet strategy. Let this be a lesson to us all, always check what’s lurking in your hidden cells, or you might find yourself explaining to shareholders why your bargain buy came with a few billion in surprise features.
Pro Tip: Select all rows and columns, right click, select unhide, could save you billions…or better yet, hire someone who knows that in spreadsheets, what you can’t see can hurt you.
Uber’s $45 Million Commission Calculation Error (2017)
Company: Uber (it’s not the journey – it’s about the calculation)
The Disaster: Turns out, the drivers weren’t the only ones taking people for a ride… Uber managed to drive itself straight into a $45 million pothole faster than you can say “Where to pal?”
This so-called “accounting error” (air quotes doing some heavy lifting here) was publicly acknowledged by Uber in May 2017.
It had been ongoing for about 3 years, affecting millions of trips and tens of thousands of New York City Uber drivers. Many drivers expressed their frustration to Uber, noting that they had suspected issues with payment calculations for years, albeit to no avail…
Uber’s Calculation Error Simplified:
Let’s use a basic example with rounded up numbers for clarity, say a ride costs $10 before taxes and fees. (We’re keeping it simple here, folks. No need for an MBA to follow along.)
What Uber did:
Total fare (including taxes and fees): $12
Uber’s commission: 25% of $12 = $3 (Because apparently, Uber thought “gross” meant “take more”.)
What Uber should have done:
Base fare (before taxes and fees): $10
Uber’s commission: 25% of $10 = $2.50 (You know, basic maths, the kind you learn before you start a multi-billion-dollar company.)
The difference of $0.50 per ride, multiplied by millions of rides over 2.5 years, led to approximately $50 million underpayment to their drivers. This affected drivers in New York City and potentially in other areas as well. It’s estimated that tens of thousands of drivers were impacted.
Uber estimated the total amount owed to drivers was around $45 million. On average, affected drivers were owed about $900 each, with some Uber drivers owed up to $23,000 as they had several drivers running their cars 24/7.
The error only came to light when Uber finally slammed on the brakes with both feet, grabbed the handbrake with both hands and screeched into an internal audit of its payment structure.
Presumably, someone finally got around to asking, “Hey guys, has anyone actually checked the difference between gross and net?”
Uber fessed up and admitted the mistake, committed to refunding the affected drivers and promising to pay back every penny owed, with interest. The company also committed to implementing new accounting systems to prevent similar errors in the future.
It raised questions about the company’s financial oversight and driver treatment. This faux pas was more than just an embarrassing error; it drove Uber into a bit of a public relations pothole during a time when the company was already navigating a 10-lane motorway filled with scandals, from sexual harassment claims to leadership upheaval.
The error was essentially a misplacement of the commission calculation step in Uber’s accounting process. It highlighted yet again the critical importance of seemingly small details in mathematical operations.
Or as one Uber executive put it, “Turns out, there is a difference between gross and net……”.
Yup, that’s kind of important…
But Wait, It Gets Worse: The Lyft-off of More Driver Dollars
Just when you thought the ride-sharing industry couldn’t sink any lower, Lyft decided to join the “25% of gross or net?” party.
Turns out, at Lyft, it’s also not about the journey or the destination – it’s about the calculation… and they were using the same faulty Paw Patrol calculator as Uber…
In a twist that surprised absolutely no one who’s been paying attention, investigators discovered that Lyft was playing the same numbers game as their competitors. The result? A $38 million settlement from Lyft to go alongside Uber’s whopping $45 million payout.
Let’s break it down:
Uber’s contribution to the “We’re Sorry We Can’t Do Maths” fund: $45 million
Lyft’s “Me Too, But Less” offering: $38 million
Total cost of ride-sharing companies forgetting how mathematics work: A cool $83 million.
This industry-wide “oopsie” raises some interesting questions:
Is there a ride-sharing company out there that can actually calculate correctly?
The silver lining? Drivers might finally be able to afford those air fresheners and maybe even a new set of tires.
The catch? They had to wait nearly a decade and probably drive the equivalent of a trip to Mars and back to get what they were owed in the first place.
In the end, both Uber and Lyft learned an expensive lesson: when your business model relies on “complex calculations”, it might be worth double-checking the difference between gross and net…
Can it possibly get any worse you ask? Ladies and gentlemen, please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times as this rollercoaster of fraud is about to take a nosedive off the Empire State Building…
The New York Taxi Workers Alliance, founded in 1998, is a 25,000-member strong union of taxi drivers, called for an investigation into Uber’s practices.
What started as a $45 million ‘oops’ in 2017 snowballed into a $290 million ‘holy crap’ by 2023.
Turns out, when regulators started digging, they found that Uber’s creative accounting went deeper than a Manhattan pothole and stretched wider than the Brooklyn Bridge during rush hour. The initial estimate of $45 million owed to drivers was just the tip of the iceberg. By the time all the decimal points were properly placed, Uber was on the hook for a whopping $290 million!
The Real Cost: More Than Just Decimal Points
Folks, grab your tissues, because this story just went from “Oops, we did a maths boo-boo” to “We accidentally exploited thousands of vulnerable families.”
Turns out, when you’re playing fast and loose with driver payments, you’re not just messing with numbers on a spreadsheet – you’re messing with people’s lives.
Let’s break it down:
More than 100,000 drivers in New York are getting a slice of this “We’re Sorry We Can’t Count” pie.
9 out of 10 of these drivers are immigrants. (Because nothing says “American Dream” quite like being underpaid by Silicon Valley Greed, right?)
Two-thirds work full-time as drivers. (So much for the “side hustle” bullcrap these companies love to push.)
More than half are the primary breadwinners for their households. (Surprise! People actually need money to live!)
So, while Uber and Lyft were busy “disrupting” the transportation industry, they were also disrupting dinner tables and rent payments across New York City.
It’s like they took the very concept of “creative accounting” and applied it to human suffering.
This is not just about a mathematical error anymore, it’s about the systemic problem of global companies that prey on those who can least afford it, with absolutely nobody to turn to for help.
These drivers weren’t just being shortchanged – they were being robbed of their ability to provide for their families, all while Uber and Lyft executives were probably debating which yacht to buy next, “Do you have one in vomit green?”…
The settlements might seem like a win, but let’s not forget – this money was owed to these drivers all along. It’s not a gift; it’s long-overdue stolen wages.
While $328 million sounds like a lot, spread over 100,000 drivers and nearly a decade, it’s a drop in a fuel tank compared to the stress, anxiety and financial hardship these families have endured.
So, the next time you hop into an Uber or Lyft, remember: your driver isn’t just a face in the rearview mirror. They’re likely an immigrant, possibly supporting an entire family and up until now, they’ve been systematically robbed by companies that “apparently” can’t tell the difference between gross and net.
In the end, it seems the real “ridesharing” going on was Uber and Lyft sharing a ride straight to the bank, with their drivers’ wages as fuel…
When Numbers Become Names: The Real Cost of Corporate “Mistakes”
Just when you thought this story couldn’t get any more depressing than yet another rainy day in Manchester, along comes “Malang Gassama” to remind us that behind every decimal point is a dream deferred, an opportunity missed, a family struggling…
“I feel so blessed that Attorney General Letitia James pursued these settlements and that my union, the New York Taxi Workers Alliance, fought so long and hard to protect drivers from these bully companies,” said Malang Gassama, NYTWA member and former Uber and Lyft driver.
“I’ve calculated that Uber and Lyft took at least $25,000 from my pay that they shouldn’t have in the form of sales tax and the fund surcharge. With that money I could have helped my wife open the business she dreamed about. I could have bought property and sent more money to my family back home in Africa. I could have kept my kids in the karate lessons they loved that we had to pull them from because we couldn’t afford the expense. Uber and Lyft stole those opportunities from my family and from the families of thousands of other New York City drivers.”
November 2, 2023 – “Rideshare drivers work round the clock, ferrying people to their destinations through all conditions. Meanwhile, Uber and Lyft were taking these hardworking drivers for a ride, skimming hundreds of millions off their pay and benefits.” – NY Attorney General Letitia James.
Our take? It’s great that justice is finally being served, but why did it take 9 years? In the time it took to resolve this, some of these drivers could have earned a law degree and sued Uber and Lyft themselves.
It seems yet again in the world of corporate accountability; justice moves slower than a Tesla with a dead battery…
Fannie Mae’s $1.3 Billion Error (2003)
Company: Fannie Mae (Federal National Mortgage Association)
The Disaster: In a startling revelation, Fannie Mae, the U.S. mortgage giant, disclosed a monumental $1.3 billion error in its financial statements, which originated from a flawed spreadsheet calculation. The error involved incorrect amortisation calculations for mortgage-backed securities.
A defective formula within the spreadsheet led to a significant overstatement of earnings. The incident came to light during an internal audit in October 2003, spearheaded by Fannie Mae’s own accountants. Imagine their surprise when they realised their balance sheet was about as balanced as a one-legged flamingo!
Fannie Mae had to restate its earnings for 2001, 2002, and part of 2003. It was like financial time travel, but without the cool DeLorean. CEO Franklin Raines and CFO Timothy Howard were shown the door. Turns out, “Oops, my bad” doesn’t cut it when you’re dealing with billions.
Fannie Mae’s stock took a nosedive, dropping 15% in a single day following the announcement. Stockholders were left feeling like they’d bought tickets on the Titanic. The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) and the Office of Federal Housing Enterprise Oversight (OFHEO) launched investigations.
In 2006, Fannie Mae agreed to pay a $400 million civil penalty to settle charges related to the accounting mess. That’s one expensive spreadsheet error!
Cost of the Disaster: Beyond the immediate $1.3 billion error, the long-term costs were staggering:
- $6.3 billion in restated earnings over multiple years
- $400 million in civil penalties
- Billions in lost market capitalisation
- Incalculable damage to reputation and investor confidence
Pro Tip: Remember, double-checking a formula is cheaper than a billion-dollar oopsie! Make friends with the ‘Audit’ tool in Excel—it’s like having a financial detective on your team, sniffing out errors before they hit the headlines. And maybe, just maybe, consider hiring a spreadsheet expert. It’s cheaper than a congressional hearing!
JPMorgan Chase’s “London Whale” Incident (2012)
Company: JPMorgan Chase (or as we like to call them after this incident, “JPMorgan Copy Paste!”)
The Disaster: In one of the most infamous financial missteps in history, JPMorgan Chase suffered a colossal $7.37 billion total loss due to a fundamental error in a spreadsheet used to calculate the bank’s Value-at-Risk (VaR).
The error stemmed from a simple copy-paste mistake in the Excel sheet that drastically underestimated the potential risks of large trading positions. This miscalculation led to the accumulation of excessively risky trades that were far beyond the bank’s risk management capabilities.
A trader, Bruno Iksil, earned the nickname “London Whale” due to the enormous size of his trading positions. Little did he know, his Excel sheet was about to make a splash bigger than Free Willy!
Cost of the Disaster: The financial repercussions were immense, making the “London Whale” look more like Moby Dick in terms of the damage caused:
- Direct trading losses: A whopping $6.2 billion.
- Regulatory fines: $920 million in fines to U.S. and U.K. regulators.
- Additional fines: $100 million to the Commodity Futures Trading Commission for “reckless behaviour”.
- Legal settlements: $150 million to settle investor lawsuits.
- Reputational damage: Priceless. (Or should we say, price-less?)
The “London Whale” incident became a textbook case of how critical accurate financial modelling is and how even minor errors can cascade into monumental financial disasters.
Pro Tip: Copy and paste is great for your holiday party invite list, not so much for complex risk calculations. Always triple-check those entries or better again, use the double key data entry method. You just might save your company a few billion…
Tibco’s $100 Million “Oops”: When Goldman Sachs Forgot How to Count (2014)
Organization: Tibco Software Inc. and Goldman Sachs Group Inc.
The Disaster: In a significant financial oversight during Tibco Software’s sale to Vista Equity Partners, Goldman Sachs, acting as Tibco’s adviser, used a spreadsheet that incorrectly overstated the company’s share count. This error was rooted in the inclusion of restricted stock that should not have been counted as fully diluted common stock in the company’s equity value calculations.
Goldman Sachs, playing the role of Tibco’s financial advisor, managed to pull off the impressive feat of making $100 million disappear faster than you can say “Where’s Waldo?”
Cost of the Disaster: Thanks to this numerical nonsense, Tibco shareholders found themselves $100 million lighter – that’s about 61 cents per share. This wasn’t just a financial oopsie; it was the corporate equivalent of sending a “Reply All” email about how much you hate your job – to your entire company…
This blunder became a stark reminder that in the world of high-stakes Mergers and Acquisitions (M&A for the cool kids), the devil is in the details – and sometimes, that devil uses Excel.
Lesson Learned: In the high-stakes world of M&A , turns out the devil isn’t just in the details – it’s lurking in cell B34 of your Excel spreadsheet…
Pro Tip: When crunching numbers that determine millions (or billions) in shareholder value, it’s wise to remember that Excel is like a loyal dog, does exactly what you tell it to—even if what you’re telling it is to run head first into a brick wall!
SolarCity’s Schrödinger’s Valuation: When Lazard’s Maths Went Quantum (2016)
Company: Lazard Ltd
The Disaster: In a financial faux pas that would make even Einstein scratch his head, Lazard Ltd, the investment bank advising Tesla on its acquisition of SolarCity, managed to turn company valuation into a quantum physics experiment.
Their initial analysis suggested SolarCity’s equity value was somewhere between $14.75 and $34.00 per share.
Well, not so fast! Turns out, their spreadsheet was playing a game of financial double-dutch, jumping rope with SolarCity’s projected indebtedness in their discounted cash flow model.
On August 18, more than two weeks after the deal was signed (because who checks their maths right away, right?), Lazard had a “Houston, we have a problem” moment. They realised their accurate valuation range was actually $18.75 to $37.75 per share. Oops!
It was like Schrödinger’s cat, but instead of being simultaneously alive and dead, SolarCity’s shares were simultaneously undervalued and overvalued until someone opened the spreadsheet and collapsed the quantum superposition of their finances.
The result? A $400 million undervaluation. That’s not just moving a decimal point; that’s like trying to charge your Tesla with a potato battery!
Cost of the Disaster: Although the purchase price ultimately remained within the valuation range Lazard had initially proposed, the error could have had severe implications for the merger’s financial terms and stakeholder trust. It highlighted vulnerabilities in handling complex financial data and underscored the necessity of meticulous verification in transaction-related valuations.
Lesson Learned: When you’re dealing with financial models more complex than the plot of “Inception,” maybe it’s time to double-check your work…
Pro Tip: Select column, click data tab on ribbon, click “remove duplicates”, simples… Or better yet, hire someone who knows that in finance, “double-entry” refers to a bookkeeping system, not a data input method.
Remember kids, in the race to renewable energy, it’s not just about solar power – it’s about the power to add and subtract without accidentally turning your company valuation into Schrödinger’s cat.
Fidelity’s $2.6 Billion Oopsie: When a Minus Sign Went AWOL (1995)
Company: Fidelity Investments
The Disaster: In 1995, when most of us were busy trying to figure out how to use the internet without that ear-piercing dial-up sound, Fidelity was busy accidentally turning a loss into a gain, genius!
The Magellan Fund, managed by Fidelity—one of the world’s largest asset managers—faced a significant accounting blunder. A spreadsheet used to calculate the fund’s capital gains mistakenly omitted a minus sign in a crucial formula.
This error falsely inflated the fund’s earnings by $2.6 billion, leading to preparations for a substantial, yet unnecessary, year-end dividend payout to shareholders.
Cost of the Disaster: Although the error was identified before any funds were disbursed, the incident required extensive time and resources to rectify and led to a thorough review of Fidelity’s financial reporting processes. While there was no direct financial loss in terms of payouts, the potential for such a loss and the operational disruption were substantial.
Lesson Learned: In the world of high finance, a minus sign isn’t just a tiny dash—it’s the difference between “We’re rich!” and “We’re doomed!”
Pro Tip: In Excel, a minus sign is more than just a dash—it’s the thin line between profit and mayhem! Before you finalise any financial report, give those formulas a second (or third) look. Then, for the love of all that is holy in spreadsheet land, call in Janet from Accounting. You know Janet—the one who can spot a misplaced decimal from three cubicles away and whose middle name is “Actually, I think you’ll find…”
The Big Bank Theory: When ‘Too Big to Let Fail’ Means ‘Too Slippery to Nail’
Ladies and gentlemen, we have just witnessed some of the greatest magic shows on Earth: the disappearing acts of corporate accountability! We have watched in amazement as financial behemoths transformed billion-dollar fines into mere pocket change.
In this spectacle, we have seen regulators performing incredible feats of flexibility, bending over backwards to avoid rocking the economic boat. It’s a high-wire act where the safety net is woven from taxpayer money and public trust! Marvel at the “Too Big to Let Fail” trapeze artists as they swing from one crisis to another, always landing safely in a pile of get-out-of-jail-free cards.
We witnessed the astounding “Revolving Door” trick, where yesterday’s regulators become today’s bank executives faster than you can say “conflict of interest.” It’s a carousel of cozy relationships that would make even the most seasoned used car salesman blush.
Ah yes, when I lean back and think of the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) in the UK or indeed the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) in the good ol’ US of A, i’m fondly reminded of my great great twice removed granny Mary (Irish Lightweight Champion 1957-1959)…………….. no teeth.
EXCEL NEXUS approached both the FCA and the SEC who said “they couldn’t give a flying spreadsheet” about the matter. Remember folks, in this circus of global financial regulation, it seems the bigger the clown car, the softer the landing. So next time you’re hit with an overdraft fee for being £5 short, just remember this very important point: you’re not broke, you’re just not big enough to let fail…
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